Thursday, September 25, 2008

Tamil Song Titled - Dating is a Fantasy
From the Movie (Boys)

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

DiD u KNow?

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

No one is perfect. Practice makes perfect. So why practice in the first place?!


Why doesn’t a vacuum cleaner have friends?
Because it sucks

Lady: "I am in the middle of the road, can you tell me how to get to the hospital?".
Policeman: "Just stay where you are and you will get there anyway."

Police: Are you not ashamed that you come to jail so often?
Robber: Why should I be sir? You also come here everyday!

Woman: Officer! There is bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry, Ma'am. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off.
"Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly.
"Do you think I am a fool" said the officer.
"You stand here, I'll get it."

Tuesday, July 29, 2008


Can u guess what the title of this post is trying to say?
Long time no C!

Well, it's true, about what it says. haha!

It's been a pretty busy period for all aye? I thought i'd post some stuff before you all over-stress from assignments and tests!

But before that, here's some updates from IITSC in summary:

1. Event : "Enjoy IIT, Enjoy National Day!"
Needed : 10 sub committee members
Date : 6th and 7th AUG (LOA will be given)
DressCode: Red Top and White Bottom

Job Scope : stand around IIT concourse and ask students and staffs to write how they feel about Singapore!

-Willing to help till 7pm

Contact Chin Soon -

Deadline: 1st August

2. Hands Together I - Flag Day for the Down Syndrome!
Date: 16th Aug 2008
Contact Andy - 92331297-
OR Benjamin Yap -

Deadline: Unknown

3. Director Cup Preliminary
Date: To Be Confirmed
Note: Registration Postponed

Contact Atiqah -
OR ChinSoon-


10 Signs You're a True Blue Singaporean

#1 You order chilli with everything
#2 You'll find somewhere to shop, even if you're in the middle of a desert
#3 You queue for hours (even days!) for a big sale
#4 You'd rather enrol in a slimming centre than work out to lose weight
#5 You say "lah" a lot ... and you're not even singing
#6 You have to be the first in the line at a buffet
#7 You know that "Want to buy a house together?" is boyfriend-speak for "Will you marry me?"
#8 You say something's "not bad" when it's actually quite good
#9 You let your man carry your handbag
#10 You "chope" a table at the hawker centre with a packet of tissue paper ( i know you do! dont bluff! haha.)

Familar Poem Intepretations
from the IITSC Long Cheer taken from
李白( lǐ bái)'s Poem - 静夜思 (jìnɡ yè sī)

The Chinese version
床前明月光,chuánɡ qián mínɡ yuè ɡuānɡ,
疑是地上霜。yí shì dì shànɡ shuānɡ。
举头望明月,jǔ tóu wànɡ mínɡ yuè,
低头思故乡。dī tóu sī ɡù xiānɡ 。

The full-blown version (in refined English)

The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
and lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

Singlish version #1
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think is Floor White White
Lift Head see Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home....

Singlish version #2
Bedfront see moon moon
think is one snow snow
lift head see moon-moon
head down think home-home

Singlish version #3
Bedfront Orrr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai (go shit)
Look up in the sky
Poem is a waste of time

Latest Reservist Army version
Bedfront Lauuuuu Bark Sai (Tears drop)
Think Think have to go Excercise (Reservist mobilization)
Drop dead look into the sky (Run until no breathe)
Tong Call Sia Lang Chai (My heartache nobody knows)

Have a good week ahead! Jia you guys and girls! =)
Posted by Prawn-sident

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Congratulations to the new IITSC Sub Comm 08/09

Hi guys! Below is the list of shortlisted subcommittee list.

Please be reminded that there is a COMPULSORY meeting.

Date/Time: 18th July, Friday, 6.45pm
Venue: IIT Concourse (tentative)

Those that are not going, please email jolene or dave for your reasons.

Jolene (Sub com head):
Dave (assistant sub com head):

IITSC main committee.

C119 Melvin Lim
C129 Kwek Chiaw Khim
C144 Joshua Tan
C144 Brian Tan
C148 Leow Wei Lin
C148 Mok Ke Xian
C148 Ryan Neo
C148 Liu Yi Ru
C149 Soon Joon Foon Nicholas
C152 Wesley Tan
C152 Yeo Kok Wei
C152 Tan Dao Rong
C153 Chan Tu Yuan, Sky
C155 Fang Lu
C156 Ang Shi Han
C156 Tan Yan Zhang Shawn (Pussy)
C156 Koh Hui Joo
C160 Tan Jia Bao
C161 Ivan Low Keat Soon
C161 Christopher Wong Xiao Di
C161 Sin Ye Sheng
C161 Gerald Lim Zhen Yang
C161 Chan Jing Yi
C162 Tay Xue Yuan
C162 Ngo Peh Keong Raymond
C163 Jamie Yusi Barutu
C163 Lui Xuan lin Adeline
C163 Kow Jianlin Colin
C163 Benjamin Lee Zhi Kai
C163 Chua Bao Lin
C164 Ang Wei Quan
C164 Danny Tan Jun Hong
C164 Lee Lee Hui Amanda
C164 Sim Hong Wee
C164 Muhd Lutfi B Abdul Asiz
C167 Nandini D/O Radha
C168 Peh Kim Leng Perry
C168 Lo Gek Sun Elaine
C168 Nur Sadrina Binte Hamzah
C168 Thoo Yun Xin Yvonne
C168 Cheryl Tan Yan Fang
C169 Lynette Lioh
C170 Law Chun Fu
C170 Foo Chuan Jie
C170 Chong Zhi Cong
C170 Levon Lau
C171 Peh Boon Kiat Jazz
C171 Guan Boon Soom
C171 Quek Yee Hao
C171 Randford Tay Yi Wei
C174 Loo Weiwen
c174 geraldine liu
C175 Eunice Chen Min Rui
C175 Tan Jie Min
C175 Ng jun wei
C177 Felicia Chia Jia Hui
C177 Choo Wei Hao
C177 Irving Lee Xiang Hui
C177 Thor Han Lin
C177 Donald Ng Guan Chao
c177 Ang Yi Xu Nelson
C179 Zachary Khoo
C180 lau wee you
C180 Leslie See Wen Jin
C181 Ling Pei Fen
c181 huang yufei
C182 James Fang XinJiang
C182 Tan Pin Xun
C183 Wong Xin Ni
c184 Chay MeiWei
c184 Ng Wee Yang
C185 Jasmine Ong
C185 Christine Lam
C185 Surin Yeo
C185 Goh Hian Pin Alex
C186 Saralyn Low Su Luan
C186 Ong Siew Lin
C191 Ong Liu Yuan
C191 Jonathan Mathews
C191 bernard tok zhengda
C191 Emerlyn Wun kai Xuan
C191 Chiu Shi Kang
C191 Alicia Low Wan Yi
C191 Samantha Koh Gek Pheng
C192 jasmine ang
C194 Chen Kai Li
C194 Elisha Saim
c194 jaslyn lam
c194 Chuah choon yi
C195 Satthrughan Kumar Singh
C195 Lim Li Ping Debbie
C195 Augustian
C195 Nur Syarafina Binte Momin
C195 Lim Gou Honge
C195 Tan Kong Leong
C195 Poh Zhi Qiang
C195 Ng Jun Hong
C195 Jesal Goh
C196 Lee Wee Chin
C196 Yaz Yudistira Arjna
C196 Randy chia wei chong
C196 Lew De Jun Ivor
C196 Nur Fardina Bte Ayub
C196 Yee Wei Chiuan
C196 Neo Shun Jie
C197 Nicholas Chia Jie Hao
c197 Monteiro Andrew Michael
C197 Nurhaziqah Binte Haron
C197 Loheswaran S/O Kulaganathan
C197 Siti Nurbaini Bte Abdul Hafiz
C197 Yeo Zong Ming
C197 Aiman Diniy Bin Azmi
c197 Tan Ying Ying Evangelin
c197 Koung Jian Yu
C198 Nicholas Lee Wen Chieh
C199 Larry Yong Chun Hou
C199 Chester Ong Jian Hao
C201 Desmond tay
C201 Chang Hua Peng
C203 Jeremy Lee Han Weng
C203 Kuek Xiu Quan Boris
C203 Siew Zhao Hong
C203 Wei Leong
C203 Ng Cho Aik
C203 Yuen Jing Jian Nicholas D
C203 Mohamed Farshad Bin Mohamed Ismail
C203 wee shi ming
C204 Eugene Lim Kian Hao
C204 Dickson Han Ming Guang
C204 Yeo Wee Kiat
C204 Jerven Toh
C204 Sim Yi Cong
C204 Jonathan Tan Zi Yi
C204 Rohaidah Bte Isnin
C205 Chua Qi Yang
C206 Ong Boon Peng
C206 An Lin Xin
C206 Staphni Tan
C206 Wong Yiling
C206 Lee Hwee Hoon
C207 Chen Ziqian
C207 Matthias Leow
C207 Galvin Chua
C207 Sharon Ee
C207 Ng Wei Jie
C207 Andy Kong Endi
c207 Alvan Tan wee Hong
C207 Seah Jian Cong Randy
C207 Yap Zheng Hui
C207 Jane Lee
C207 Tan Shee How Edmond
c207 Anees Aaysha D/O Abdul Waheed
c208 Nicholas AU Xian Zhu
C208 Siah Hwan Ling
C208 jonathan lee jia jie
C208 Lee Guo Wei
C208 farah erfina binte mohamad
C209 Danial Hakim B Mohd Said
c209 Tan jia yu
C210 Liu Hua Zhen
c210 marcus ong yong qiang
C210 Joycelyn Choo Le Ying
C210 Teo Gui Jie
C210 Lim Lixing
C210 Eugene Chua Wen Jun
C210 Gloria Yap
C212 Michelle Teo Min Li
C212 Muhammad Zulkarnain Bin Sadali
C213 Chia Pinjia
C213 Valenisha
C213 Harris
C213 Tong Kok Peng
c214 Donovan Tan
C214 Kevin Mark Anthony
c214 Lin Simin
C214 Clemen Ooi Wei Sheng
C214 Kear Tian Seng
C214 Guan Lin
C214 Quek ZiYan Jingle
C214 Ho Si Hui Ivy
C214 Nur Amalina Binti Rashid

Tuesday, July 15, 2008




Thursday, June 26, 2008


You lovers of the English language might enjoy this.

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'

It's easy to understand UP , meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?

We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP tr ouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special .

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP . We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP ! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP , you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP;

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP .

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP , so....... Time to shut UP!

Posted UP by Prawn-sident